Casting Instructions for ‘Vanity Insanity’
Set piece of paper in front of you, then say this one time.
“Vanity, that is your crutch.
You care about beauty a little too much.
So your beauty shall wither.
Hair shall leave it’s place.
Blemishes will find their way,
Upon your pretty face.
Your figure shall stray.
If only, If only,
Vanity wasn’t your crutch.
Then the obsession you’d now have,
Over looks and appearance,
Would never mattered, so no have,
Your vanity insanity.”
- Person’s name on a piece of paper in best handwriting.